You see, I used to work in a library, I handled a great many books, and on occasion one would pass through my hands that made me stare blankly at it and marvel that a book with a title like that ever got published (gives me great hope for my future prospects). Its that incredulous stare that defines the sort of book title that makes it onto this odd little list I've been keeping (generally I hold up the book and/or shout the title and watch the reactions).

Hopefully, you the lovely reader, will fix such a stare upon your computer screen on many occasions while reading this. =^_^=

Seriously, you will so not believe some of these, and yes, they are all real...

-Chaney =^_^=

Update: The disturbance continues with page 7. I really can't believe there are seven pages of these...