1. Fear the tall, lanky, guy, for he kickth much ass.

2. Mechanical prosthetics are not at all unusual. Mechanical arms are, in fact, commonplace.

3. A sword is almost always as effective as a gun.

4. In the rare instance that a sword is not as effective, it will probably conceal a gun.

5. Really, really hurt does not translate to out of the fight.

6. Those who eat a lot are really dangerous when they want to be.

7. The size of a gun is not always proportionate to its effectiveness.

8. Not all anime women are useless.

9. Beware anyone whose name sounds as though it could cause severe bodily harm.

10. Really weird stuff happens...frequently.

11. It's not possible to save everyone; in fact, it's almost impossible to save anyone.

12. Grievous bodily injury is just a fact of life.

13. Don't stand anywhere near the bartender.

14. The music is good. All. The. Time.

15. No matter what, They will always be there first.

16. At some point, you will hallucinate.

17. It is physically possible to carry more guns than physically possible.

18. The past will haunt you.

19. Of course it's possible to live forever.

20. It is also possible to be over fifty years old and still look twenty.

21. Space suits are not heavy and bulky...they are form fitting.

22. Nine times out of ten, the big, tough, guy waving the gun around will break into tears if he is/thinks he will be shot himself.

23. Even if there isn't enough money for food, there is enough for alcohol/cigarettes/women.

24. It is perfectly reasonable for spaceships to look vaguely like old cars.

25. Whatever is most complained about is also most loved.

26. Fat guys are dangerous.

27. It's perfectly safe to kick the explosives.

28. It is possible to be shot many times before pain/blood loss actually slow one down.

29. Public transportation is just not worth the risk.

30. There is no injury great enough that adding insult to it will not make it greater.