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"Lesson, lesson...if you see a stranger, follow him." | ||
- Do not underestimate the pretty girl, for she too kickth much ass.
- Those with supernatural powers should be avoided at all costs.
- It is impossible not to look good in a trenchcoat, particularly a red one.
- Small children are not always innocent, in fact, they aren't always small children.
- Even in the distant future, the only real cure for a hangover is time and suffering.
- Guns can be concealed anywhere.
- Things are not always what they seem.
- When things are what they seem, they are really obvious.
- Beware anyone who can proficiently play a musical instrument.
- Making money is impossible.
- Breaking even is also impossible.
- The really dangerous enemies will come from groups with impressive-sounding names.
- Property damage can be done only in high volume.
- "Bang" is the most poinient word in the universe.
- Of course it is possible to walk obliviously into a hostage situation and not get shot.
- The above is best done while wearing headphones.
- It is perfectly safe to aggrivate the terrorist.
- It is also prefectly safe to ignore the terrorist.
- Where large, impressive, projectile weaponry fails, a small knife will probably succeed.
- Disappearing into the sunset to live happily ever after is too much to expect.
- The enemy can, in fact, shoot with resonable accuracy.
- It is prefectly resonable to wear the same outfit every day...as long as you wash it frequently.
- Amusement parks really aren't that much fun.
- Saving the world, or at least everyone in the immediate area, does not nessessarily mean you will get any credit.
- You won't get a reward either, just learn to live with it.
- Don't mess with the Feng Shui master.
- Eventually, you will be a participant in a duel, just accept it.
- It is perfectly safe to open a space ship/station/etcetera to the airless vacuum outside.
- When confronted with a life threatening situation, thinking is optional.
- Everything will not nesessarily work out in the end.