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- The world is made of love and peace.
- Any body part that will not cause immediate death upon being shot is like a magnet for random gunfire.
- It is possible to affect the lives of others without ever meaning to.
- No one is actually sane, learn to live with it.
- Inevitablity creeps.
- It is possible to live a long time without anything/anything decent to eat.
- Even without suffering extreme maluntrition.
- The universe revolves around beer, cigarettes, and donuts.
- It is perfectly reasonable to threaten people with guns in busy public places.
- It is also perfectly reasonable to fire those guns in said public places.
- Women with pretty singing voices stick in the mind like superglue.
- This is extremely hazardous to the health of those whose minds they are stuck in.
- The number of times a pair of sunglasses is broken is directly proportunate to how cool they are.
- Proper oral hygene is a must.
- Young kids will always make the best hackers, even when the adults have been around compters longer than them.
- No matter the severity of the injury, long hospital stays are not manditory...or likely.
- "Impossible" is not relevant.
- Just because they look like a woman, does not necessarily mean they are.
- Or vice versa.
- When in doubt, just shoot it.
- If the above does not work, you are screwed.
- It is perfectly reasonable to handle all potentially dangerous objects with no reguard for safety.
- Trust in the anti-hero.
- The universe is filled with pornography...and dirty old men.
- The universe is also filled with dirty young men.
- Swearing at/kicking one's method of transportation makes it work better...really.
- Eventually you will be in an extremely life threatening situation.
- "Eventually" means every other day.
- Shoot first, ask questions later.
- Even important questions.