91. Bounty hunting is really not a profitable occupation.

92. The first rule of combat is shoot them before they shoot you.

93. The second rule of combat is actually hit them if you're going to shoot.

94. Terrorists have a thing for rodents.

95. A gun rarely runs out of bullets.

96. When a gun does run out of bullets, it is always at a really bad time.

97. Tomato juice looks remarkably like blood. (from Black Widow)

98. Beware the guy with the huge, cloth-wrapped item on his back, for he kicketh much ass also. (from Black Widow)

99. The odds are never in your favor. If the odds appear to be in your favor, it's probably a trap. (from Black Widow)

100. On the rare occasions that you do have money, the damages you caused getting it leave you broke anyway. (from Black Widow)

101. Even in the future, insurance companies are a problem. (from Black Widow)

102. If a weapon looks bizarre, it probaly kicks ass. (from Black Widow)

103. Flamethrowers are your friends. (from Shinigamii)

104. Especially when cooking...or lighting cigarettes. (from Shinigamii)

105. Watch out for the quiet ones. (from Shinigamii)

106. Never, ever, gamble with your underwear.

107. Never strip naked and bark like a dog. It won't help. (from Toki, San, Lava, Vash, and the rest of the room)

108. Drunken insurance girls are great entertainment. (from Toki, San, Lava, Vash, and the rest of the room)

109. So are drunken gunmen. (from Toki, San, Lava, Vash, and the rest of the room)

110. You can't go home. No, really, its been demolished.. (from Toki, San, Lava, Vash, and the rest of the room)

111. A single name can cause millions to flee in fear. (from Toki, San, Lava, Vash, and the rest of the room)

112. If the immediate area explodes, no one cares if you survived; they only care about the cost of repairs. (from Toki, San, Lava, Vash, and the rest of the room)

113. Don't get attached to anyone. (from Toki, San, Lava, Vash, and the rest of the room)

114. Don't leave things in the fridge.

115. Especially not for a year.

116. It is perfectly reasonable to find random, inexplicable, animals in your luggage. (from Shinigamii)

117. Especially cats. (from Shinigamii)

118. Nothing good ever happens to the moon.